Meditative Financer Pillows

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Unguided imagery

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Show off."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

Peace. Love. Light

Enlightened Cursing

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

US Dollar weakens.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.