Meditation Maestros Gifts

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"We've been up here forty-three years - Maybe we SHOULD start looking into retirement homes."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

Cactus seats.

Unguided imagery

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Meditation

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

The power of now

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Guru.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Show off."