Medieval Mania Gifts

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Spell checker!'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Like that?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"Your remote control, sire."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Monster Baseball

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Pre-Minstrel Tension