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It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

"Your remote control, sire."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Knighthood being given by the king

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Medieval Office Supplies

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."