Medieval Times Fanatics Mugs

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Knighthood being given by the king

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"Your remote control, sire."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Medieval Office Supplies

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.