Medication Minder Gifts

'...I forgot to refill my ulcer prescription.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Analyst and patient

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

Side Effects

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

When psychiatry works too well!

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"