Medication Humor Appreciators Gifts

'Don't operate machinery while taking this medication.'

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"They're so like us."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"He was a sea rescue."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

A Quiet Rebuke.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

"I stand corrected."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Comb Sweet Comb

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sheep In Curlers

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Feline Evolution.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Turn your head and laugh.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.