Medication Humor Appreciators Pillows

'Don't operate machinery while taking this medication.'

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"They're so like us."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"I stand corrected."

Divine Desk Bins

A Quiet Rebuke.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Sheep In Curlers

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'One placebo or two, doctor?'