Medication Expert Gifts

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Desert Dermatologist

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Anatomy.

"Uh-Oh!"

Orthopaedist

Meds Toast

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Too much Inflammation

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

An allergist sneezing

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'