Medication Researcher Gifts

"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Fighting the Pandemic

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Corona Funeral

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.