Medication Researcher Pillows

"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Corona Funeral

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.