Medical Professional Joke Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a medical professional with a sense of humor? Our collection offers amusing gifts that highlight their hard-working nature with a light-hearted touch. From playful mugs to quirky shirts, surprise them with a joke that resonates with their daily life. Whether it’s for a nurse, doctor, or med student, these creative items combine wit and appreciation in one fun package. Celebrate their commitment with a humorous, thoughtful gift that they'll truly enjoy and cherish.

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"We're not talking this guy anywhere until we change his underwear!"

"We're not talking this guy anywhere until we change his underwear!" mockup

"We're not talking this guy anywhere until we change his underwear!"

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Ice Cream Surgeon

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Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer. mockup

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.' mockup

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

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PSA Banter.

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'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.' mockup

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

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'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine. mockup

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

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Virtual Doctor

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion." mockup

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

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"So, let's catch a wellness wave!" mockup

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

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Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.' mockup

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

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'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!' mockup

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

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'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!' mockup

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

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'You have an enlarged funny bone.' mockup

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

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'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.' mockup

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

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'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.' mockup

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

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'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.' mockup

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

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'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?' mockup

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

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"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin." mockup

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

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'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.' mockup

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

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'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.' mockup

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

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You can relax now.

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'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

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"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels." mockup

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

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It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy. mockup

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

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'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.' mockup

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

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'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.' mockup

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

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'Could you stay out of the room for awhile, Nurse? -- Every time you walk in here, his testosterone levels surge.'

'Could you stay out of the room for awhile, Nurse? -- Every time you walk in here, his testosterone levels surge.' mockup

'Could you stay out of the room for awhile, Nurse? -- Every time you walk in here, his testosterone levels surge.'

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Hypochondria Hospital

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'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!' mockup

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

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'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!' mockup

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

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Medical Professional Joke Gifts Collection

Medical Professional Joke Mugs

Explore our collection of amusing mugs perfect for medical professionals. Find a humorous gift that cheers up their workday and reminds them of your appreciation.

Medical Professional Joke Pillows

Browse our playful pillows for medical professionals. These cozy, humorous accents bring a smile to any space—perfect for home or work.

Medical Professional Joke Prints

View our witty prints designed for medical professionals. Add a humorous touch to any wall and celebrate their dedication with a fun, artsy piece.

Medical Professional Joke T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirt range for doctors, nurses, and med students. Add some humor to their wardrobe with clever designs that celebrate their profession.