Medical Appointment Mystique Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the intriguing side of medical appointments? Our collection blends clever humor with unique designs for those who navigate healthcare with a touch of mystique. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a fun t-shirt, or a stylish print, find something that celebrates both their health journey and their distinctive personality.

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'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.' mockup

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

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'Well, well, well...'

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"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive." mockup

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

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'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.' mockup

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

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'He licked all my tongue depressors.' mockup

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

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"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?" mockup

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

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'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.' mockup

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

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'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!' mockup

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

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9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer. mockup

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

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'Lost Diary'

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'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.' mockup

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

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"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens." mockup

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

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'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.' mockup

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

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"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family." mockup

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

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"Appointments. Disappointments."

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"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use." mockup

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

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Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.' mockup

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

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'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.' mockup

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

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'...Do you have an appointment...?' mockup

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

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A Mom and Pop Operation

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'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.' mockup

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

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'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.' mockup

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

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'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?' mockup

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

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"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines." mockup

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

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The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery mockup

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

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'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!' mockup

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

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"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!" mockup

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

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Sewing Machines in Surgery

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"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly." mockup

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

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'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.' mockup

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

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Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death. mockup

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

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Taking blood pressure

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"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?" mockup

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

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Medical Appointment Mystique Gifts Collection

Medical Appointment Mystique Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for those who love a humorous take on medical appointments. Perfect for adding some fun to their healthcare routines.

Medical Appointment Mystique Pillows

Find playful pillows that bring humor and comfort to medical appointment enthusiasts. Ideal for decorating or gifting.

Medical Appointment Mystique Prints

Browse our prints featuring clever designs that highlight the mystique of medical visits. Perfect for adding personality to any space.

Medical Appointment Mystique T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish t-shirts that celebrate the intriguing side of healthcare visits. Fun ideas for anyone who appreciates a clever twist.