'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'
Media Center Manager Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for your media center manager? Explore our collection of clever and amusing items that honor their role in managing media spaces. Perfect for professionals who combine creative insight with organizational skills, these gifts add a personal and humorous touch to their workspace or daily routine. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find something that truly resonates with their blend of media expertise and creative passion.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
Trial by Media
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
If nobody had invented graphics
'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'
Gay Times...
News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle
'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
Presidential Pooch Meets The Press
Local News in Heaven
Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.
The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!
"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."
Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'
Reporter #6: television.
Newspaper suicide.
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.
"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."
'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'
"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."
"'C' is for free CONTENT!"
King Solomon's Pollster.
Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...
Media Center Manager Gifts Collection
Media Center Manager Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for media center managers. Find witty, humorous designs that brighten their mornings and reflect their tech-savvy personality.
Media Center Manager Pillows
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Media Center Manager Prints
Find unique prints that showcase the creativity and media expertise of your manager. Perfect for wall decor and adding a humorous touch to their office or home.
Media Center Manager T-Shirts
Discover fun and stylish t-shirts designed for media center managers. Perfect for casual wear, these shirts celebrate their creative and organizational skills with a touch of humor.