Media Center Manager Pillows

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Trial by Media

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Gay Times...

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Local News in Heaven

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Reporter #6: television.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Newspaper suicide.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Free press.

King Solomon's Pollster.