Mechanics Geek Gifts

Zero Fuel Taxis

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."

Moses and the bridge.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Henry Ford

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"You've got a few screws loose."

Critic software

'Well, so much for artificial intelligence.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

'Penny for them, Albert.'

Getting Closer

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'