Mechanics Geek Pillows

Zero Fuel Taxis

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Moses and the bridge.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"You've got a few screws loose."

Critic software

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

'Well, so much for artificial intelligence.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.