Robotics Geek Gifts

'Our human superiors like having us H.R. robots around so we can take all of their abuse at employee meetings.'

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"

'The beauty of this system is that there are a few small errors programmed into it, which helps to avoid local depersonalization.'

'We'll know whether to treat it with any special moral consideration when we see if it passes the Turing test.'

"Hybrid-battery cows might reduce our methane gas emissions...but good luck trying to get a decent filet mignon out of them."

"A.I. summit..."

"For Pete's sake, Hal. Just check the box."

"It's an impressive CV, but we were hoping to employ a human being,"

"After all the indictments and contempt citation, I'm the administration's new PR-Bot."

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

Automatic Pilot

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

'In a way it's encouraging, knowing they're not perfect.'

'Well, so much for artificial intelligence.'

'You say your mind works like a computer and you work like a robot? Thanks for helping us decide to go completely Hi-Tech!'

"What's the world coming to? A robocop ticketing a driverless car."

Bobby's presentation at the urban technology summit was a tremendous success, convicing many to pump cash into future technology development.

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Driverless cars rage.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Giant Monster in Bath