Mechanic's Storytelling Buddy Pillows

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Electric Blanket.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"It's garage music."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

'Oh, well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

'I think I found your missing nut.'

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

'Try it now.'

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

"This IS Cinderella Sire, you should see her two ugly sisters!"

Unnatural Food-nuts and bolts, sale on junk foods, rusty nuts, bolts, and screws.

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

Clancy: Car Repairs

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

Robot Sculpture

Windscreen replacement

"Me?! I thought you brought a washer!"

'All this car needs is a little love and affection.'