Mechanic With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"It's garage music."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Ducks crossing.

'I think I found your missing nut.'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

Computer Repairs

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'Try it now.'

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

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