Mechanic Meme Lover Pillows

"The replacement part is $28, but cost will be $3,200 after we dismantle half the engine to install it."

Electric Blanket.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

'I think I found your missing nut.'

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

Zero Fuel Taxis

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'Try it now.'

Hard-working.

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

WD40

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

I think it's your suspension!

Old Macdonald's Farm Van making Chug Chug and other noises.

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'

Car Carriage

An Incendiary in the Loft

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

Unnatural Food-nuts and bolts, sale on junk foods, rusty nuts, bolts, and screws.