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"The replacement part is $28, but cost will be $3,200 after we dismantle half the engine to install it."

Electric Blanket.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

Every time one of us gets a new head, those two think it's funny to call it "the changing of the gourd."

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Erno Rubik at home.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

'I think I found your missing nut.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Zero Fuel Taxis

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'Try it now.'

Hard-working.

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

WD40

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

I think it's your suspension!

Old Macdonald's Farm Van making Chug Chug and other noises.

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

Car Carriage

An Incendiary in the Loft

"Your husband's going to pull through, but your differential is shot!"

'It refuses to stop at garage sales!'