Measure Once Expert Gifts

Looking for a gift for your measure once expert? Discover witty and thoughtful products that highlight their careful craftsmanship. Ideal for carpenters, DIY enthusiasts, or anyone who values accuracy, these items add a touch of humor and sincerity to their creative workspace. Celebrate their meticulous nature with a thoughtful present that shows you appreciate their dedication to quality and precision.

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"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!" mockup

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

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"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling." mockup

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

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"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!" mockup

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us." mockup

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters." mockup

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

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"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!" mockup

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

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"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas." mockup

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

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"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology." mockup

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

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'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.' mockup

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

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"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices." mockup

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?" mockup

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

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"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right." mockup

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

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'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...' mockup

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

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'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

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"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?" mockup

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

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'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.' mockup

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

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'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!' mockup

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

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The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

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"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?" mockup

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

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Wal Max - Complaints Department

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'For the remainder of this health and safety discussion, I shall refrain from leaning back too far on my chair.'

'For the remainder of this health and safety discussion, I shall refrain from leaning back too far on my chair.' mockup

'For the remainder of this health and safety discussion, I shall refrain from leaning back too far on my chair.'

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"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson." mockup

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

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'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.' mockup

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

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"If it takes 4 hrs to change your laptop, 3 hrs to charge your tablet, and 2 hrs your phone, how many hours are you going to have to go without the internet?"

"If it takes 4 hrs to change your laptop, 3 hrs to charge your tablet, and 2 hrs your phone, how many hours are you going to have to go without the internet?"

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