Math And Farm Humor Lovers Gifts

A Protractor.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Cow Pat Planning

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

A Wrecked-angle.

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Peripheral vision cow

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'