Math And Farm Humor Lovers Mugs

A Protractor.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow Pat Planning

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

A Wrecked-angle.

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Peripheral vision cow

Hen counts her blessings.

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'