Maternity Ward Antics Follower Pillows

'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

Maternity Ward

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"So! Who's the father?"

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Please take a number...

"We don't do 'returns'!"

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

"It's her nine-month anniversary working at the hospital."

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

Doctors hate being interrupted.

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

'Now this time remember - we refer to the babies as 'quadruplets,' not 'the litter!''

Native American baby in a nursery.

'Baby Bump.'

Ultrasound