Maternity Ward Antics Follower Gifts

'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

Maternity Ward

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'Which one is yours?'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"So! Who's the father?"

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

"Which one is yours?"

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

Please take a number...

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

"We don't do 'returns'!"

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

"It's her nine-month anniversary working at the hospital."

Doctors hate being interrupted.

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

'Now this time remember - we refer to the babies as 'quadruplets,' not 'the litter!''

'Baby Bump.'

Native American baby in a nursery.

"It's a boy! Of course, you're entitled to seek a second opinion."

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

'I swear, Mrs. Houdini, I saw your baby in there just a minute ago!'