Master Of Witty Comebacks Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates quick wit and sharp humor? Our collection for the master of witty comebacks is packed with clever, amusing items that will delight anyone who loves a quick retort. Whether it's for someone who always has a snappy remark or a friend who enjoys humor with a punch, you'll find amusing mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and art prints that capture their sharp personality. Add a touch of wit to their daily routine and make their day with thoughtful and funny gifts designed for the ultimate comeback artist.

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'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!' mockup

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

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"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you." mockup

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

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"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to." mockup

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

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"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'." mockup

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

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"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders." mockup

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

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"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat." mockup

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

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"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!" mockup

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

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'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?' mockup

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

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'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.' mockup

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

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"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?" mockup

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

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'Dad, can you just drop me off here?' mockup

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

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'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?' mockup

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

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An old man with bow legs

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'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.' mockup

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

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'Mr. Churchill, you are drunk !' 'Yes Madam and you are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober.'

'Mr. Churchill, you are drunk !' 'Yes Madam and you are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober.' mockup

'Mr. Churchill, you are drunk !' 'Yes Madam and you are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober.'

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Inattentive Boy

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"I'm keeping you back after school!" mockup

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

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'My backhanded compliments to the chef.'

'My backhanded compliments to the chef.' mockup

'My backhanded compliments to the chef.'

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'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!' mockup

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

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"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?" mockup

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

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King vs King- who's the clown?

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"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..." mockup

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

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"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"

"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?" mockup

"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"

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'You are charged with habitual drunkeness, What's your excuse'

'You are charged with habitual drunkeness, What's your excuse' mockup

'You are charged with habitual drunkeness, What's your excuse'

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'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.' mockup

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

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'Where have you been all my life?' mockup

'Where have you been all my life?'

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"It's only the first day of school, but I've already fully adapted to the silence."

"It's only the first day of school, but I've already fully adapted to the silence." mockup

"It's only the first day of school, but I've already fully adapted to the silence."

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"Why do I want this job? I need your insurance coverage and quick!"

"Why do I want this job? I need your insurance coverage and quick!" mockup

"Why do I want this job? I need your insurance coverage and quick!"

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"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does." mockup

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

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"Yes, I know you don't want to go back to school, but you have to...you're a teachers!"

"Yes, I know you don't want to go back to school, but you have to...you're a teachers!" mockup

"Yes, I know you don't want to go back to school, but you have to...you're a teachers!"

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'Now, there goes a professional drinker.'

'Now, there goes a professional drinker.' mockup

'Now, there goes a professional drinker.'

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Cabby and facetious fare

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Master Of Witty Comebacks Gifts Collection

Master Of Witty Comebacks Mugs

Explore our mugs collection filled with witty sayings and clever comebacks, perfect for anyone who loves starting their day with a laugh.

Master Of Witty Comebacks Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows decorated with witty messages, perfect for adding a touch of comedy to any room.

Master Of Witty Comebacks Prints

Discover art prints that feature clever slogans and humorous quotes, ideal for showcasing a quick wit and a sharp sense of humor.

Master Of Witty Comebacks T-Shirts

Browse our selection of T-shirts that celebrate sharp humor and quick thinking, ideal for the master of witty comebacks looking to make a statement.