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'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'I sent out for everything.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Domestic Goddess.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Party time.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."