Marxist Philosopher Gifts

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Nonsense Poem

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

Political Analysis

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hanging Rope of Freedom

Karl Marx

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

People want as much government as they deserve.

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

Department of ReEducation

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

"Part of me is going to miss liberal democracy."

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."