Marxist Thinker Gifts

"To jailed comrades!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

Assange Among Friends

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Randi Rhodes

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"