Socialist Thinker Gifts

Simone de Beauvoir

Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Stephen Spender.

Joined at the hipster.

George Orwell

Detention Center

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Child and the Tank

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Flag Kryptonite

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

V-O Day

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Conflict In Palestine

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"I welcome the discussion."

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."