Socialist Thinker Gifts

Simone de Beauvoir

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Detention Center

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Conflict In Palestine

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

"I welcome the discussion."

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Censorship is killing free society.