Social Thinker Gifts

Next stop: Insecurity.

Emile Durkheim

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Detention Center

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Child and the Tank

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Conflict In Palestine

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

"I welcome the discussion."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Censorship is killing free society.