Social Thinker Gifts

Next stop: Insecurity.

Emile Durkheim

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

Pretty Flowers

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Stephen Spender.

George Orwell

Detention Center

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Flag Kryptonite

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

V-O Day

Conflict In Palestine

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"I welcome the discussion."

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank