Social Theorist Gifts

"Congratulations! Owing to the responsible way in which you've handled your drinking, the management has increased your limit."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Max Weber

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

Censorship is killing free society.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

King Trump

Taming the beast of the free market...

Culturally significant problems solved

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

Rude Americans.