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Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Congratulations! Owing to the responsible way in which you've handled your drinking, the management has increased your limit."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"By labeling it, I control it."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Max Weber

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Culturally significant problems solved

Life stripped bare

Taming the beast of the free market...

Censorship is killing free society.

King Trump

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.