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Marxism Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors a Marxism scholar's passion for political theory? Our collection features clever, insightful products designed to inspire and amuse. Whether for a dedicated academic or a passionate student, these items blend humor with critical thought. Ideal for those who enjoy exploring social and economic theories, our range adds a touch of personality and intellect to everyday accessories. Find the perfect piece to showcase their dedication to Marxist ideas and make their day memorable.
'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'
"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."
Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.
The burden of carrying the Euro.
"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"
"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."
Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer
"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."
"I'll take new members any way I can get them."
Monkey Business College
'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'
'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'
Precisely Inprecise
Theodore Roosevelt.
Karl Marx
Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management.
"Our interview with the author of the best-selling book, 'how I never paid taxes', has been postponed 5 to 10 years."
Emile Durkheim
"I can't take another memoir."
Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia
"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"
Welcome to Winsome: Formerly, college of Liberal Arts and now College of Conservative Arts.
"I became a boss because I was afraid to become an employee and get a boss like me!"
We Are All Supposed to Miss Obama
Bonfire of the Paperwork
'Center for rat race studies'
Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.
"Poor Karl Marx...If he had known that guys like you are called 'human capital' these days he would have called his book 'The Sloth.'"
For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University
Russian and Chinese Alliance.
Stalin.
Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy
"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"
Marxism Scholar Gifts Collection
Marxism Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for Marxism scholars—ideal for fueling thoughtful debates or morning reflections.
Marxism Scholar Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that feature clever Marxist quotes and designs—comfortable and characterful.
Marxism Scholar Prints
Find inspiring prints that reflect Marxist theory and spark conversations—great for educators and activists alike.
Marxism Scholar T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for those who think deeply and laugh loudly—perfect for the unconventional Marxism enthusiast.