Marxism Scholar Gifts

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Monkey Business College

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

Theodore Roosevelt.

Karl Marx

Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management.

"Our interview with the author of the best-selling book, 'how I never paid taxes', has been postponed 5 to 10 years."

Emile Durkheim

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"I can't take another memoir."

"I became a boss because I was afraid to become an employee and get a boss like me!"

Welcome to Winsome: Formerly, college of Liberal Arts and now College of Conservative Arts.

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"Poor Karl Marx...If he had known that guys like you are called 'human capital' these days he would have called his book 'The Sloth.'"

'Center for rat race studies'

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Stalin.

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

Russian and Chinese Alliance.

'Light Expelling Darkness' - Patriotic Support for Pitt Against Whig Opposition and French Principles