Marxist Maverick Gifts

Karl Marx

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Anti-war libra.

Gene Therapy

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

I understand you all have names already, but if I want to assign my employees names I like, Margeret, I'll damn well go ahead and do it!

'You know you're 40 when...'

Conformity

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

In and Outre Tray

'Do people have soles?'

The Island of Misfit Pants

"I think he's running as an independent."

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

"To jailed comrades!"

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'

Jean Paul Sartre

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class, with a mid-size car makes a daring choice...

Out of Touch

It's Not the System

Fortune teller in smoking section.