Maverick Mindset Gifts

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Elevator Pitch

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

Gene Therapy

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Entertainment systems

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

You trip on it, you buy it.

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Career Suicide

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'This will be your territory, Bruno...get busy marking it.'

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

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