Morality Maverick Gifts

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Anti-war libra.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

Gene Therapy

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Nun Binning the Devil

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Mass Confucian

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Karl Marx

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Say It Ain't So, Ho

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

Conformity

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'