Marxist Philosopher Prints

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Nonsense Poem

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

Political Analysis

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

It Isn't Violence if It's BY the State

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hanging Rope of Freedom

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

Karl Marx

People want as much government as they deserve.

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

Department of ReEducation

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

"Part of me is going to miss liberal democracy."