Martyrdom Ponderer Gifts

'You call that a blaze of glory?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

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"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

'Hello, my name is Death'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

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Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"Don't go there."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"You took your time!"

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

Man with a big question

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Thomas Becket

The Last Meeting.

'Most of my relevant experience was gained in my past life, so I'm a bit rusty.'

His on his final journey.