Martyrdom Ponderer Pillows

'You call that a blaze of glory?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

'Hello, my name is Death'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"Don't go there."

'He's going through a phase of wanting to be a grape again.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"You took your time!"

'Yeah, but that's life!'

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

Man with a big question

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Thomas Becket

The Last Meeting.

'When do you last remember having your soul?'