Marriage Proposals Gifts

'It's strange that you should ask for my daughter's hand. Only this morning she told me she wants to give you the elbow.'

"Yes" "No"

"Darling, I have a crushing spinal pain and may never stand up again."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

She - Interpreter - He.

Frog flirting.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

They were mysteriously drawn together

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Will you be mine?

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

Various Traps.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Recycled passion.