Marriage Proposal Gifts

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

'This is so sudden. I never had a chance to check you out on Facebook, Google and Myspace.'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"OK, I took a hike. Now will you marry me?"

'Of course it's a real diamond. You think I'd spend eighty bucks for a fake?'

"O.K., but what's our exit strategy?"

Attention Span Man

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Various Traps.

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Melondrama

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"Please stop looking at me like now I'm gonna propose."

Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.

The proposal.

Bob pops the wrong question.

"OK, let's go to contract."

'Will you marry us?'

'Let's try something different -- like marriage.'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'I asked Amy to marry me. What's a 'Pre-Nup?''

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'And if I agreed, what sort of means would we be living within?'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

"I'm sorry about the hysterical laughter, Fred, I hope we can still be friends"

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

'We can't answer you right now, Donald, but we'll give your proposal serious consideration.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"I'm sorry, Jim. I love you, but I hate Vermont."