Marriage Proposal Gifts

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"OK, I took a hike. Now will you marry me?"

'Of course it's a real diamond. You think I'd spend eighty bucks for a fake?'

"O.K., but what's our exit strategy?"

"Please stop looking at me like now I'm gonna propose."

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Attention Span Man

Various Traps.

Melondrama

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"OK, let's go to contract."

Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.

The proposal.

'Will you marry us?'

'Let's try something different -- like marriage.'

Bob pops the wrong question.

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

"I'm sorry, Jim. I love you, but I hate Vermont."

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

'And if I agreed, what sort of means would we be living within?'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

'I asked Amy to marry me. What's a 'Pre-Nup?''

'We can't answer you right now, Donald, but we'll give your proposal serious consideration.'

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

"I'm sorry about the hysterical laughter, Fred, I hope we can still be friends"

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

'What if she says no? Will you give me a refund - or marry me?'