Valentine's Proposal Gifts

Frog flirting.

They were mysteriously drawn together

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

I can't smile without you...

Will you be mine?

Various Traps.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Recycled passion.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Attention Span Man

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

The proposal.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'