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Frog flirting.

They were mysteriously drawn together

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Will you be mine?

I can't smile without you...

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Various Traps.

Recycled passion.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Attention Span Man

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

The proposal.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"And you're telling me this because?"