Marriage Proposals T-Shirts

'It's strange that you should ask for my daughter's hand. Only this morning she told me she wants to give you the elbow.'

"Yes" "No"

"Darling, I have a crushing spinal pain and may never stand up again."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Frog flirting.

She - Interpreter - He.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

They were mysteriously drawn together

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Will you be mine?

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Various Traps.

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Recycled passion.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Attention Span Man