Proposing Marriage Gifts

Man buying an engagement ring and asking for the lady's name not to be engraved too deep.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

So Close..

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Right click for yes...

Bear Costume

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Romantic Violinist.

"Do you mind?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

I only have eyes for you

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Try Mediation

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.