Market Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a market humorist? Discover witty and playful items that celebrate their creative spirit and sharp sense of humor. Perfect for those who thrive on clever insights and clever quips about the marketing world. Whether they’re in advertising, sales, or simply love a good laugh about the business world, these products will bring a smile and a bit of comic relief to their busy days.

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"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"

"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!" mockup

"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"

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'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...' mockup

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

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"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'." mockup

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

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'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.' mockup

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

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'Stocks rose on rumors of a possible merger between 'style' and 'substance'.'

'Stocks rose on rumors of a possible merger between 'style' and 'substance'.' mockup

'Stocks rose on rumors of a possible merger between 'style' and 'substance'.'

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"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!" mockup

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

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"Now that's a scary Halloween disguise."

"Now that's a scary Halloween disguise." mockup

"Now that's a scary Halloween disguise."

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"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'." mockup

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you? mockup

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

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'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.' mockup

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV." mockup

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?' mockup

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

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"What other tricks does he need?" mockup

"What other tricks does he need?"

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"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost." mockup

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

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"Drinking improves my vodkabulary." mockup

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

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"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

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These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year. mockup

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

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'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.' mockup

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

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'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.' mockup

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

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"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy." mockup

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

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Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Investments: We have locally grown stocks. mockup

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

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'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.' mockup

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

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Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

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'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.' mockup

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

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"This is a penny stock. This is a prime stock and this is a laughing stock."

"This is a penny stock. This is a prime stock and this is a laughing stock." mockup

"This is a penny stock. This is a prime stock and this is a laughing stock."

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'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.' mockup

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

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'He's chasing the market.'

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Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

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A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'. mockup

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

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'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!' mockup

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

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"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!" mockup

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

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Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks. mockup

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

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"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers." mockup

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

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Seven deadly sins store

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Market Humorist Gifts Collection

Market Humorist Mugs

Discover more hilarious and witty mugs perfect for market humorists to start their mornings with a smile.

Market Humorist Pillows

Find playful and humorous pillows to add a touch of wit to any lounge or office space, ideal for market humorists.

Market Humorist Prints

Browse our selection of humorous prints that celebrate the amusing side of marketing and sales, perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Market Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of funny t-shirts designed for market humorists who love to showcase their sense of humor everywhere they go.