Marital Harmony Enthusiast Pillows

"I forgot our anniversary and you don't feel good about it, and, hey, that's O.K."

You know I can't sleep when you grind your teeth like that.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

"I married for contrast."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

Lion Choir.

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Gender Symbols

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart